S Funny! Are your name one of them?

Why
> Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
> Anne Chang
> (Mandarin)-Dirty
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> Anne Chin
> (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
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> Faye Chen
> (Mandarin) - Dusty
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> Carl Cheng
> (Hokkien) - Buttock
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> Monica Cheng
> Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
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> Lucy Leow
> (Hokkien) - You are dead
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> Jane Tan
> (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
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> Suzie Leow
> (Hokkien) - Lost till death
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> Henry Mah
> (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
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> Colin Tai
> (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
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> Paul Chan
> (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
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> Nelson Tan
> (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
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> Leslie Tong
> (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
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> Carmen Teng
> (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
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> Connie Mah
> (Cantonese) - Call your mother
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> Danny See
> (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
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> Rosie Teng
> (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
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> Pete Tsai
> (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
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> Macy Koh
> (Cantonese) - Never die before