有些东西并没有想象中的完美

恐惧的事情其实也没有那么恐怖 期待的事情往往也不怎么完美
不知打从何年何月 变得冷静 表面上的 并不是你所看到的 你看不到的 往往才是真实的
一个人看事情的角度 是很主观的 当时的判断 造成了事情的发生 因而
在人生的片段中 插入了一些不该存在的小插曲 也许
这是一切的开始 因由 变幻

沉默往往是避免的法门 避免不代表不会发生
事情的因由 往往使静变得更美 更好

拥有也许很美好 失去也可以很轻松 但是
我愿用轻松来奢求美好
如果说 未来是无从坚定的 那 我只能说 未来是无限的

A Truth That You Might Not Know~Ah Beng&Ah Lian

Ah Beng's Theory on English Spelling

(THE TRUTH THAT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW)

Aoccdrnig to Ah Beng's theroy on Enlgish, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

I think all of us can understand what Ah Beng wrote above. So he must be right. So Ah Beng can be quite clever after all.

plus bonustrack

Why is lightning faster than thunder ?

Ah Beng and Ah Lian were on the beach on a stormy night. There were lightning and thunder all over the place. Ah Lian asked Ah Beng, “Why is it we always see the lightning before we hear the thunder ?

Ah Beng replied, “Ai yah. So simple also you don’t know. Because our eyes are in front of our ears, mah ???”